CNN What a Joke

Saw this ridiculous top headline at CNN.

Here let me take a stab a creating news out of whole cloth.

Pretend it’s 2003:

Whats fueling Iraq war protests?

Beyond the angry crowds at downtown locations across the nation is a real fear from ordinary citizens worried that the Iraq War will be started under false pretense some experts say. But after recent town hall meetings, Sen Sara McDougal R-Missouri, said that “people are just getting information that’s flat wrong”

That was easy. Making up news is now that hard after all. I especially how ’some experts say’ allows me to say anything I want and I can remain objective by claiming experts agree with my statement. I should go into journalism.

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